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Steve Wozniak Launches Privateer
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Space is a mess, ya’ll. In 2019, NASA described low Earth orbit (LEO) as “the world’s largest garbage dump” with nearly 6,000 tons of waste just floating around. Remember that moment in WALL-E? It’s nearly that bad. That’s why Steve Wozniak is launching Privateer. He wants to clean that mess up.
“A Private space company is starting up, unlike the others.” Wozniak tweeted in a cryptic wink. Co-founded by longtime collaborator, Alex Fielding, Privateer doesn’t have a whole lot of details listed as of now. We will have to wait until the AMOS tech conference in Maui begins today.
While Privateer is operating in stealth mode for the moment, we do have a clue that its focus will be cleaning up space debris. This press release from August describes Privateer as “a new satellite company focused on monitoring and cleaning up objects in space.”
What Is Space Debris?
Space debris, or “space junk,” is artificial material orbiting Earth that is no longer functional. Satellites, launch material, even microscopic paint chips all qualify as space debris. Aside from creating unnecessary clutter, it’s also highly dangerous.
These materials are hurdling at incredibly high speeds and can cause serious damage to other satellites, debris, even astronauts and space stations. There was even an incident on ISS where something tiny, either a paint chip or piece of metal, cracked a window.
This is also known as “Kessler syndrome” or the plot to Gravity.
NASA and other space programs are monitoring space debris as best they can. Debris as small as 1 centimeter can be tracked. Unfortunately, most debris remains unobserved. Despite our mediocre efforts.
What Are We Doing About It?
Right now, very little. There is mostly a lot of discussion and hemming and hawing about taking care of space debris. Many would argue that we have more important problems to deal with. And we do. But just because there are higher priorities doesn’t mean space debris should be ignored.
Aside from monitoring space debris, there have been efforts from space “street sweepers” to laser blasts. All are feasible, but none have gone into practice. They’re all being discussed, planned, and funded. But that’s only step one.
Wozniak’s Privateer could very well be the next major space company to make a difference.
This Is Not A Race
Unlike the “billionaire space race,” Privateer will have a beneficial result aside from stroking billionaire egos. In recent months, we’ve witnessed Bezos launch from a penis-shaped rocket, Branson scraping the skies, and Musk striking government deals and actively planning a trip to Mars.
Privateer’s YouTube video has a narration that appears to shoot down any inkling of competition with the three space-faring billionaires.
“Together we will go far. We will take care of each other, we will solve problems together. This isn’t a race, it isn’t a competition or a game. It is up to us to work together to do what is right and what is good. So, here’s to taking care of what we have, so that the next generation can be better together.”
While it does sound just vaguely optimistic enough to clearly be a corporate video, it doesn’t sound like it’s trying to inject itself in these seemingly pointless exercises in wealth. Funny enough, by not throwing the gauntlet down, Wozniak’s Privateer is throwing the gauntlet down.
Frankly, we’re probably better off with this kind of goal from a Silicon Valley legend as opposed to the former. We need more space missions with purpose, like Privateer, not publicity stunts.
Clean Up, Clean Up! Everybody Everywhere!
While “space tourism” is what most of these billionaires are promoting, Privateer aims to make a difference. Of course, we need to wait until more details are released at AMOS. If that press release is correct, then we will be witnessing a major clean-up effort in space.
This world and its skies are an absolute mess. Let’s get cleaning, folks. Privateer will be.
Chris Blondell is a Philadelphia-based writer and social media strategist with a current focus on tech industry news. He has written about startups and entrepreneurs based in Denver, Seattle, Chicago, New Haven, and more. He has also written content for a true-crime blog, Sword and Scale, and developed social media content for a local spice shop. An occasional comedian, Chris Blondell also spends his time writing humorous content and performing stand-up for local audiences.

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Surprisingly, MLMs have become one of the most lucrative scams in recent years. But to sum it all up, its structure is only beneficial for those at the top, as they are the ones making all the money. Meanwhile, the new recruits are at the bottom, waiting for scraps.
Although various efforts have been underway to expose these pyramid schemes, many people still fall for them. It seems that the trend has never really died down, as we often see a new trend of scrappy moms and fresh-outta-college girls going ga-ga over these weird products. One of the more controversial is Elomir’s Axis Klarity.
Before this was launched, many distributors posted videos and images of themselves with photoshopped Post-its on their tongues. And of course, they were passing it off as a real product. Soon enough, the hashtag #Changetheconversation was plastered all over social media.
So, what could have gone wrong? Let’s go over the story of Axis Klarity and its parent company, Elomir.
About Axis Klarity and Elomir
Axis Klarity is a product created by Elomir, making a buzz in 2022. It still exists today, but seems to be operating under the radar. That said, let’s get to know it better.
If you’re familiar with those Listerine strips that dissolve on your tongue, then you’ll find this product to be similar. Only, instead of making your breath smell minty fresh, Elomir claims that it’ll improve your mood, calm your mind, and increase your cognitive abilities. How does it do this, exactly? Who the f*ck knows? Their website doesn’t explain much.
It does offer a few testimonials, mostly from women who happen to be distributors. There is one testimonial from a 13-year-old girl, claiming that Axis Klarity had helped her in school.
There’s only one problem with that: on the bottom of their website, in tiny print, Elomir states that their flagship product is not intended for those under 18.
Strange. But I’m sure it’s nothing, right?
Red Flags… Red Flags Everywhere!
Now, here’s the deal with Axis Klarity; the ingredients are alarming.
Before Axis Kalrity’s launch date, people searched their website for an ingredient list. Here’s what’s in these “cure-all” yellow strips:
- Curcumin Conjugate
- NAC Conjugate
- Thiamine Conjugate
First off, there’s really nothing here that would cause a change in mood, clarity, or any other benefits listed by their distributors. But what’s even shadier is the ingredient “NAC Conjugate.” This is an antioxidant that should be inaccessible to the general public.
So how does Axis Kalrity, an unregulated supplement, include this ingredient? It seems that the FDA is pretty lax about NAC Conjugate, despite declaring that it is not a supplement. Unless a company is promoting their NAC Conjugate as a cure-all, they don’t have to worry about the FDA busting down their door.
Still, I personally wouldn’t take prescription drugs from an unregulated source (unless I’m trying to party).
Okay, so we now know the product is crap. But what about their business practices?
For the longest time, Axis Klarity was in this “pre-enrollment phase”. It’s basically like preordering a game on Origin, but surprisingly shadier. Because instead of preordering products, people were signing up as future sellers. Before making any actual sales, Elomir was already making millions off recruitments alone.
But that’s not all. When Elomir finally launched their knock-off dental strips, it was a MASSIVE flop. Hundreds of orders went unfulfilled, as the number of products they had in stock couldn’t cover the number of people buying them. Still, Elomir took the money from everyone who ordered, offering no refunds.
The company later claimed that this ordeal was due to machinery issues. But anyone with a brain could tell that they were simply unprepared.
Elomir continues to push forward, promoting Axis Klarity with flaky testimonials while their distributors and customers lack compensation for their orders.
Conclusion
It’s an MLM, through and through – ‘nuff said. If you’re thinking about buying Axis Klarity or becoming a seller, just… don’t. I recommend saving your time and money by purchasing some of those Listerine strips. You’ll actually get what you pay for.
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How can you recession-proof your business?
This is a common question among business owners who are concerned about how well they will fare in an unpredictable economy.
Whether or not we’re officially in a recession, many companies are feeling the pressure—rising costs, shifting consumer habits, and ongoing market uncertainty. While no business is completely immune to downturns, there are practical strategies you can adopt to strengthen your resilience.
But what is a recession-proof company?
A recession-proof company is a business that can maintain stable revenue and demand even during economic downturns. These ventures typically offer products or services that consumers continue to need regardless of financial conditions.
In this guide, we’ll explore key ways to make your business more recession-proof and help you navigate today’s challenges with confidence.
Are We in a Recession?
The term “recession” often sparks panic, but its technical definition is more specific. A recession typically refers to two consecutive quarters of negative gross domestic product (GDP) growth.
As of 2025, many economies have shown signs of slowing down, like higher inflation, cautious consumer spending, and volatile markets. However, most experts agree we are not currently in a formal recession.
Key indicators, such as GDP growth, employment rates, and consumer demand, remain relatively stable in the U.S. and many parts of the world. Still, uncertainty looms due to persistent global conflicts, supply chain disruptions, and high borrowing costs.
Even if we’re not in a recession by definition, businesses are feeling the squeeze. That’s why preparing now and building a recession-proof business is crucial to staying strong through future economic shifts.
Will There Be a Recession?
Predicting a recession is tricky, and even seasoned economists debate its timing. While the economy may not be in a technical recession today, many experts warn that a downturn could still happen in the near future. High inflation, fluctuating interest rates, and global instability keep businesses on edge.
That’s why building a recession-proof business now is a smart move. Some industries can weather economic storms better than others. What business does well in a recession, and what sells best in a recession? If we look back at history, the ventures that thrived in the 2008 recession included:
- Discount retailers
- Repair services
- Healthcare
- Essential goods providers
These businesses focused on solving everyday problems and offering cost-effective solutions, something customers prioritize when money is tight.
On the flip side, the worst businesses to start during a recession are often those that rely on:
- Luxury spending
- Large capital investments
- Non-essential services (high-end travel, event planning, niche hobby stores, etc.)
These ventures typically struggle when consumers cut back on discretionary spending.
Even if the next recession doesn’t arrive tomorrow, building flexibility and resilience today will help you prepare for whatever comes next.
5 Ways to Recession-Proof Your Business
If you’re a business owner concerned about the economy, these 5 tips can help.
1. Find Low-Cost Solutions
Survive a recession by saving money. Brilliant, right? But this isn’t just about cutting temporary costs to weather the storm. To truly recession proof your business, you need to set up for the future.
Some businesses choose layoffs and department closures when times are tough, but this shouldn’t be your first resort. For starters, think about scaling back your operating costs. Consider migrating to cloud storage, or finding cheaper software alternatives.
For example, many businesses rely on freelancers to supplement their creative team, which can start to add up when you need a lot of designs.
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2. Put People First
In a recession, you may have to scale down your business operations, and that can mean letting people go. But if you intend to survive the recession, mass layoffs may do you more harm than good.
A business is made up of people, and each worker plays a role in developing your brand’s unique personality. Layoffs can sour long-term relationships, but they can also change who your company is on a fundamental level.
In a recession, some downsizing might be inevitable. But to recession proof your business, aim for transparency. Talk to employees about your difficult decisions, let them know where you’re cutting costs and what prospects may look like down the road.
3. Rethink Your Architecture
Every application has an architecture. If you produce tech, you can recession-proof your business by rethinking how you deliver it.
For example, you may consider a microservices architecture, which is sometimes less expensive than a singular (“monolithic”) setup. This considers each element of your service as its own mini-service.
For instance, an ecommerce site might use different services for accessing a user’s account, their shopping cart, and processing their payment. The user still sees one website, but under the hood, they’re accessing different services.
4. Demonstrate Your Value
Chances are, you’ve already given a lot of thought to what, exactly, your business offers. It should be at the core of all your marketing materials, your whole brand strategy.
But to recession-proof your business, you’ll need to double down. It’s not just, “What can we do for you?” It’s, “Why do you need us?”
Some of the best ways to demonstrate your business’ value include:
- Money saved
- Life improved
- Everyday problems solved
- What sets you apart from competitors
5. Be Flexible
On the one hand, you want to hold onto your business fundamentals to survive a recession. Your people, your values, your product. But when something needs to change, you can’t afford to be too precious about your current processes.
Be willing to make changes, but make informed ones. Test out new messaging, new products, new pricing models. If your ads are losing ROI, it might just be a sign of the times, but it’s worth looking into different strategies that could give you a boost.
You might think that in order to recession-proof your business, you need to avoid showing signs of weakness. The fact is, the most stubborn businesses are often the first to go.
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The Lowdown
Learning how to recession-proof your business isn’t about avoiding risk but creating stability in an unstable economy.
While you can’t control the economy, you can control how you prepare. Focus on cutting unnecessary costs without sacrificing your team, demonstrate clear value to your customers, and stay flexible with your strategies.
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McKinsey & Company reveals that 73 percent of bank transactions worldwide now take place online, such as in digital banks and payment systems. The increasing demand of customers for more flexible banking options is attributed to the rise in online banking channels. People prefer online banks because they offer simple tools and resources to manage their money. With this trend, online banking is here to stay.
Best Online Banks: A Quick Guide
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An online bank should cater to your financial needs like any traditional alternative. Here are a few factors to consider when choosing online banks:
Annual Percentage Yield (APY)
The annual average yield offered under each account will tell you how much interest your money will earn. When comparing online banks, consider one that offers competitive rates across all of its deposit accounts.
Products and Services
Some online banks offer a complete package of banking products, including checking, savings, certificates of deposit (CDs), and money market accounts. They also offer loans and credit cards. So, look at the products and services offered by online banks before making a decision. You may also combine the services of an online bank with a traditional brick-and-mortar bank.
Account Access
Typically, online banks offer 24/7 access to your account through their website or app. However, you should also consider how the bank handles deposits and withdrawals. It is crucial to know the restrictions, if any, on transfers, the limitations on withdrawals, and whether the bank accepts free cash deposits.
ATM Network
An ATM network is essential if you frequently withdraw or deposit cash. An extensive ATM network will help you avoid transaction fees. If the bank is not associated with a large ATM network, you should look for one that will reimburse out-of-network ATM fees.
Digital Tools
The best online banks offer innovative digital tools to help you accomplish financial goals. For example, Ally will help you organize your savings goals with savings buckets and analyze your spending habits to safely transfer available funds from your checking to your savings account.
Fees
You should avoid any bank, online or otherwise, that charges monthly fees or has extensive requirements to avoid them. Many online banks offer no-fee deposit accounts, require a low or $0 initial deposit to open the account, and don’t need a minimum balance to avoid maintenance fees. However, make sure you know whether the bank charges excessive withdrawal fees, paper statement fees, or fees for other services that you may want to use regularly.
Customer Service
Since you won’t have access to in-person customer service with an online bank, determine how you can contact a customer service representative if needed. Most online banks offer telephone support, live chats, or assistance via email. Some online banks also offer access to live support via extended hours or 24/7.
10 Top-Performing Online Banks
1. Alliant Credit Union
Alliant Credit Union is an NCUA-insured online credit union offering members competitive deposit account rates and minimal fees. Most accounts don’t charge maintenance fees, but these can be waived if you sign up for e-statements. Membership is available for current or former employees of Alliant’s partner businesses in the US. You can also become an Alliant Credit Union Foundation digital inclusion advocate to become eligible for membership. Signing up costs $5, but Alliant will pay the one-time fee on your behalf.
Alliant’s certificates earn solid APYs, with terms ranging from one year to five years. Its savings account earns a respectable yield of 3.10% APY on balances of $100 or more, but there are plenty of higher-yielding savings accounts with APYs over 5%. We like that Alliant’s High-Rate Checking account pays a better yield than other checking accounts and doesn’t require a minimum balance or charge service fees.
2. Varo Bank
Varo offers checking and savings accounts but doesn’t offer deposit certificates. Savings account comes with an APY starting at 2.50%. That rate becomes 5.00% for the first $5,000 if a customer meets the monthly requirements of the bank.
Cash deposits have limits and fees, and Varo customers can only deposit cash at a 3rd party retailer that joins the Green Dot network, including CVS, 7-Eleven, or Walgreens. On the other hand, cash withdrawals can be made through an ATM in the Allpoint network for free.
3. Ally Bank
Established in 2009, Ally Bank is full-service online bank that offers competitive rates on all deposit accounts. Customers can enjoy the highest rates for all balances, regardless of tier. Overall, the high APYs, minimal fees, and reliable customer service support makes Ally an excellent banking solution for millenials who want better savings and retirement plans.
4. Discover Bank
Discover Bank offers deposit accounts, credit cards, personal loans, and student loans. We like that Discover offers deposit accounts, such as CDs, savings, and a money market account, at competitive rates with no fees. While its $2,500 minimum deposit requirement for its CDs is steep, there is no minimum deposit required to open and maintain a savings, money market, or checking account.
5. Laurel Road
Laurel Road, powered by KeyBank, helps healthcare and business professionals achieve their financial goals. They offer student loan refinancing, mortgages, personal loans, credit card, and specialized savings accounts. Laurel Road also offer Loyalty Checking with a low APY. New customers can earn a sign-up and monthly bonus with qualifying direct deposits. In addition, both savings account and checking account has no monthly free or minimum balance requirement.
6. Capital One
Capital One offers an above-average 3.80% APY on its savings account, strong rates on its certificates of deposit, and 0.10% APY on all checking balances. All accounts are free, and customers can access over 70,000 free ATMs.
7. American Express National Bank
This bank offer High Yield Savings Account with a 3.80 APY. Likewise, certifcate deposits (CDs) have competitive rate and there is no minimum opening deposit. You don’t have to worry in case you encounter banking-related issues because American Express National Bank has 24/7 phone support and online chat support.
8. Marcus by Goldman Sachs
Launched in 2016, Marcus is the online-only banking arm of Goldman Sachs, one of the 15 largest banks in the US. The bank’s savings accounts and CDs offer competitive yields and no monthly maintenance fees.
While some online banks offer no minimum deposit requirement to open an account, Marcus requires a $500 deposit to get started with a CD. There’s no minimum deposit requirement for its high-yield savings account. Marcus doesn’t offer a checking account or money market account.
9. My Banking Direct
My Banking Direct is the online-only arm of Flagstar Bank, N.A., which New York Community Bancorp owns. The bank is a lean financial service that offers only savings, checking, and a five-month CD term. The APYs on its savings account and CD are among the best available today.
In addition, the bank doesn’t charge monthly or overdraft fees and provides surcharge-free ATM access through a 55,000 Allpoint and Presto network. To open a savings account, you must deposit $500. Checking accounts can be opened with just $1. During the week, you can access extended customer service hours until 8 p.m. ET and 2 p.m. ET on Sundays.
10. SoFi
SoFi (short for Social Finance) was the brainchild of Stanford Graduate School of Business students who created an alumni-funded lending source initially focused on refinancing student loans. Since then, SoFi has expanded into a variety of loan categories and now offers online checking and savings accounts.
Conclusion
Online banks lets manage your money and account via a website, mobile device, or app. Also, online banks generally offer higher interest rates and fewer fees than traditional banks. You should remember that while technology makes everything accessible, online banks also have some limitations. For instance, online-only or internet-only banks lack in-person interaction. However, if you are comfortable managing your money online, online banks are a convenient and low-cost option.