Pete Davidson In Space? Sure, Why Not?

You know what’s gonna really piss Kanye off? Pete Davidson in space. 

Can you hear him?

“I did a feature on Katy Perry’s E.T. I should be in space!”

On March 23 at 9:30am, Pete Davidson will prove just how awesome his life has become by joining five other rich people on Blue Origin’s New Shepard as an “honorary guest.” 

The five other rich people are Marty Allen, Sharon Hagle, Marc Hagle, Jim Kitchen, and George Nield. 

How Do You Get To Space? Go On A Double Date With Bezos

It used to be that, in order to fly to space, you had to have years of training. Now, it seems all you need is to be super rich or go on a double date with Bezos and his girl. 

Reportedly, that’s how Davidson landed the space gig. Davidson, Kim, Bezos, and his girlfriend, Laura Sanchez, all had a lovely dinner together and that’s apparently where the invite came from. 

Don’t underestimate the power of networking, folks. You might just snag yourself a seat on the next flight to space.

PETE DAVIDSON! IN! SPAAAAAACE!

I cannot wait to see the new SNL sketch about Pete Davidson in space. 

Oh wait…

So, Elon Musk sends Davidson to space on SNL. But, Bezos does it in real life. Ouch. Guess the billionaire space race is ongoing and Davidson is the latest pawn. 

Sick.