Sometimes people say the stupidest things. Then they say them again. And again. And then I get a migraine. Now that much of our lives are on various social media, we’re forced to read these stupid, irritating things. It’s time to stop it. So, here’s a nice list of irritating jargon to retire in 2022.
That’s fair.
Is it? Because it sounds like you’re judging me and are too scared to say so.
I did a thing.
Just say what you did. Actually, you know what? Don’t. I don’t care.
Understood the assignment
What, you think you’re better than me? Like I didn’t understand the assignment?
Unprecedented times
Honey, it’s been two years of this crap. And before this, there were four years of different crap. It’s no longer unprecedented. It’s more like “near-chaos.”
Trash
“That song is trash.” “This food is trash.” Wow, you’re really mean and dismissive.
Tell me you’re ___ without telling me you’re ___
Or, you could just tell me what it is and save some syllables.
2020 two
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA get out.
THIS
“I’m too stupid and lazy to use my own words so I’m going to piggyback on someone else’s.”
Sus
Not everything has to be monosyllabic. I’m not knocking brevity for brevity’s sake but you’re just being annoying.
Photo dump
Is it too difficult to organize your photos? Why even share at all? Your memes aren’t that funny and we’ve seen enough of your cat.
Bandwidth
Unless you’re referring to the internet, shut up.
It is what it is
Lazy speech. You sound like you don’t know what to say and are afraid to appear like an idiot. This is the verbal equivalent of a shrug. Only it’s a cliche. Be better.
Now, everybody stfu. I’ve had it with y’all. It is time for this irritating jargon to retire.
