The 22 Best Pairs Of 2/22/22

Guys! Today is a once-in-a-lifetime day. Today is 2/22/22. And it’s on a Tuesday – pardon me, it’s on a Twosday. We have to celebrate this. 

Here are the 22 best pairs of 2/22/22.

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever written and I’m so happy. 

Pair of Shoes – AirJordan 1s

Slip a pair of these iconic bad boys on and show off the greatest pair of shoes in existence. 

Pair of Glasses – Ray-Bans

Pop these mofos on and see why the classic design has never gone out of style. 

Pair of Pants – Jeans

Everything goes with jeans. Obviously the greatest pair of pants ever. 

Pair of Twos

Is it a winning hand? Depends on what the others have. 

Doublemint Twins

Double your pleasure, double your fun, Doublemint gum. Or something. 

Wine and Cheese Pairing

Personally, I go for a nice Pinot Noir and a Cabot clothbound cheddar. 

Pair Skating

Do you see that skill? What better way to ice skate than in a pair? 

Celebrity Pair – Bennifer, Bennifer II

I’d mention Bennifer Rebooted but reboots are a little played out, imo. 

Manhood – A Pair of Stones

Need I say more? 

Womanhood – A Pair of Melons

Again, need I say more? 

Pairing Programming 

I don’t understand this. I just googled “pair” and started writing things down. 

Pair (cricket)

I have no idea what this means. 

Pairing (mathematics)

Don’t ask me any math questions. 

Au Pair

If you have an au pair instead of a babysitter, you’re in a whole different tax bracket. 

Puncture-Aspiration-Injection-Reaspiration (PAIR)

I didn’t go to medical school, so you figure it out. 

Peer-Allocated Instant Response (PAIR)

There is no image to make this easier to understand. 

Patent-Application Information Retrieval (PAIR)

Here’s an image but, boy, is it boring. 

Pair of Pears

Running out of ideas here. 

Pair of Parakeets

A bit of a stretch. 

Pair of Parachutes

Okay, now we’re just getting silly. 

Pair of Paramedics

Not even trying anymore. 

Pair of Paraplegics

Is this offensive? I sure hope not. 

How will you be celebrating 2/22/22? At all? You sure? The next time this will happen is 100 years from now. Get stupid.